There should be a corporate policy against abusing the option to email “All Users” at your workplace. At the very least it ought to be covered in some sort of etiquette portion of new employee training. Most of the time, the abuse is harmless—pimping… Read More ›
It all came down to whether or not I could prove that my ex sent my naked photos to our coworkers. I’d been accused of life-ruining hacker skills, cage-fighting ninja skills, and calorie-burning hooker skills but I still managed to bend… Read More ›
I’m a few days late on Group Therapy for February– but that’s because I’ve been out of town and soaking up The Land of Enchantment. I saw some pretty things, ate a jar of Nutella, and shattered my iPhone so… Read More ›
So! Remember how I was supposed to go on a “romantic” desert getaway a few weeks ago? Well, I went on a food poisoning toilet extravaganza instead. I’m finally making up for it now and while I continue to tromp… Read More ›
Do you ever get the impulse to post something mildly offensive/inappropriate and then second guess whether you should bring that kind of filth into your corner of the internet? I certainly do, and that’s saying something. Luckily, I’m posting over… Read More ›
I think it goes without saying that my relationship with my father is more than a bit strained—something about being called a tool of the devil and a childhood of being carted along to playgrounds so your dad can hookup… Read More ›
My ability to make people uncomfortable seems to increase with every year of my life. There was a brief moment in 8th grade when I was actually very cool but other than that it’s been an almost constant downward spiral…. Read More ›
I was back on the stand. Several other witnesses had testified since I’d been there but I had no way of knowing what they’d said. If I was as much of a Hacker Ninja as they claimed, then I would… Read More ›
There are always those coworkers you can count on to provide entertainment at work—from Wanda and her squeaking shoes of judgement to The Goat Man and his paranoid vendettas, I am rarely bored. But it’s still a nice surprise when someone… Read More ›
I’m still missing-in-action for another day or so but remember the fabulous Helena Hann-Basquiat who just guest posted on Friday and, as Art so delightfully put it, punched you right in the love muscle? Well, she wrote a book and I have… Read More ›
To My Favorite People: The polar vortex has sent me fleeing to the southern regions for a long romantic weekend in the desert, surrounded by asteroid craters and ancient civilizations. I leave you in the capable hands of your favorite dilettante, Helena Hann-Basquiat. When… Read More ›
I’d been backpacking in SE Asia for three months when I arrived in Hoi An, Vietnam, a beachside town known for its lantern festival and droves of seamstresses. I’d met an Aussie named Louise along the way and we’d booked a… Read More ›
After being thoroughly questioned for my nefarious skills at reading words on paper and having a father who likes to look at gay porn, my ex’s Bitch Lawyer seemed to have lost a grip on her plan of attack. Her… Read More ›
I somehow managed to make it to the ripe old age of 25 without being called a whore. I suppose that’s not surprising, since I hadn’t even kissed anyone until I was 23. But all that changed once I started… Read More ›
Throughout life, we are trained to constantly anticipate the next phase. In 2nd grade they tell you that 3rd grade teachers won’t let you get away with switching from print to cursive in the same sentence. In 8th grade they… Read More ›
Yesterday marked exactly two years since I finally ended it with my abusive ex—the one I got a restraining order against after he sent my naked photos to our coworkers. For the sake of space and arse-kicking, I’ll skip over the… Read More ›
Putting together this month’s Group Therapy post was equal parts difficult and amazing. Difficult because there were way way way too many witty, insightful, and hilarious comments to choose from. Amazing because you guys rock my mismatched socks right off… Read More ›
According to my site stats, a fair amount of people come here looking for tips on how to stalk people. While I’m generally opposed to such things I am also of a mind to give the people what they want. Today… Read More ›
I’m not necessarily proud of this story, but it happened. As I revealed in my “5 Truths and a Lie” posts, I found out my father was gay when I was 13 years old. This was particularly upsetting as it… Read More ›
The Goat Man and I have a new neighbor. Remember Wanda– the Biatch from the 3rd floor whom I reluctantly relocated to my work hallway? About ten minutes after that decision I was made to regret it. I sent my official “you are… Read More ›
