On April 26th, 1986 the nuclear power plant in Chernobyl, Ukraine suffered a meltdown, resulting in an extended period of mass chaos and devastation. Likewise, this was also the day I chose to enter the world. Happy Birthday to me…. Read More ›
Angelle and I are back with another vlog to answer your burning questions from our #AskMeStuff posts. Topics include reptiles in the mouth, which Frozen character we are, and my deepest darkest fear. I don’t remember why, but I think… Read More ›
Alcohol may be the most obvious of coping strategies, but it was travel that helped me make it through college without committing any acts of domestic terrorism. Between the ages of 21 and 24 I traveled to 17 different countries,… Read More ›
Dear Asshole, I know it was silly of me to assume I had any measure of control over my life. You helped me realize this when you shattered my back window and stomped about my house while I was away. … Read More ›
After the relationship from hell I waited a year before opening myself up to love and falling for a stranger who kept walking down my hallway. I couldn’t help realizing we were perfect for each other, simply because he seemed to have… Read More ›
There are few things that assist me through a rough patch or long work day like fantasizing about the Zombie Apocalypse. Where would I go? Who do I want on my team? Why don’t I own more weapons? Most people… Read More ›
I’m really not going to accept responsibility for this, because I gave you the opportunity to discourage any future vlogs and/or to just quietly close out of your browser with an “I was never here.” Instead, I give you Part… Read More ›
When I was 16, I got my first job working behind the jewelry counter at JCPenneys. Despite the fact we had to wear pantyhose and heels, it was my first true introduction to the dark world lurking just outside my… Read More ›
I’m a few days late posting Group Therapy because I was so eager to humiliate myself with my first ever vlog– which may or may not be referred to as a “vlunk” from now on. You guys come up with the… Read More ›
If there’s anything I learned from recording my first ever “vlog,” it is that I will no longer be shy about calling myself a writer– I have a deep need to hide behind the written word with my unwashed hair and poorly enunciated… Read More ›
I was on Twitter the other night, hashing things out with one of my sister wives—Angelle. She’s one of my go-tos for venting, philosophizing, and conspiring but our banter was amplified all the more because I had a fever at the… Read More ›
It’s no secret that if someone walks into my office building with a gun, I’ll be the first to die. My hallway is a barren wasteland of inactivity, shared only by the Executive Director, the Director of Nursing, and the… Read More ›
A week or so ago (in my mind this can mean anything from “yesterday” to “when I was 17″) Michelle of Mama Mick Terry asked me to participate in a series she and Christy are hosting over at Running on… Read More ›
The Boyfran and I attended a wedding this past weekend, during which the Bride and Groom did a quick Q&A– one of the prompts was “how they met.” Boyfran immediately leaned over to whisper in my ear. “We’ll have to… Read More ›
You know I have sticky fingers when it comes to things like suggestion box keys, and cell phone records, but I definitely can’t resist stealing a blog post idea when I see a good one. Samara is worthy of all sorts… Read More ›
After telling someone that your asshat ex forwarded your naked photos to other people their first question is usually “well, did he ever send YOU any naked photos?” YES, but… I deleted it. I’m one of those burn-everything-he-ever-touched kind of… Read More ›
Bitch Lawyer made every possible attempt to dismiss the final witness after her first one totally flipped on the stand and called my ex exactly what he was—a lying, cheating, abusive piece of shiz. Her efforts were thwarted and the… Read More ›
I’d been in Thailand for two weeks when I ran out of obvious backpacker locations and had to put some real thought into the question of “where are you going next?” It didn’t help that I really had no clue… Read More ›
There should be a corporate policy against abusing the option to email “All Users” at your workplace. At the very least it ought to be covered in some sort of etiquette portion of new employee training. Most of the time, the abuse is harmless—pimping… Read More ›
It all came down to whether or not I could prove that my ex sent my naked photos to our coworkers. I’d been accused of life-ruining hacker skills, cage-fighting ninja skills, and calorie-burning hooker skills but I still managed to bend… Read More ›
