Okay, that’s an exaggeration. But I did get in a car accident and it was definitely in Hi-Def slow-mo. More and more I’m beginning to believe in The Secret—that whatever you put out into the universe comes back to bite you in the arse like a table-turning biatch. Because as I pulled out of work that afternoon, I had no intention of going back the next day. I was going to play hooky and go Christmas shopping. I’d just sent The Feyonce a voice message, saying we should bail on the gym and eat lamb curry instead.
And then, I looked up and everything went all movie-like. There was a car barreling towards me from a side street. [Read more…]