I like to keep playlists that relate to whatever mood I’m currently in. Pensive? Excited? Feeling glamorous? Want to feel like your disenfranchised 13-year-old self?
There’s a playlist for that.
But sometimes you just need to feel profane. It doesn’t really matter the mood, you just want to use words that would have gotten you in trouble when you were in middle school.
Well, there’s a playlist for that:
Mood: Horrified That You Have To Share The World With Narrow Minded Assholes.
Song: F*ck You, by Lily Allen
Well I think you’re just evil
You’re just some racist who
can’t tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval
F*ck you (f*ck you)
F*ck you very, very much
Mood: Angry At Your Father
Song: Bloody Motherf*cking Asshole, by Martha Wainwright
I will not pretend
I will not put on a smile
I will not say I’m all right for you
Mood: You Don’t Care What Anyone Says, You’ll Do Whatever You Want With Yourself
Song: Pursuit of Happiness, cover by Lissie
People told me slow my roll I’m screaming out fuck that
I’m gonna do just what I do and there ain’t no turnin’ back
Mood: Burned Out At Work
Song: F*ck You, by Wesley Willis
Mood: Fresh Out of A Relationship With Someone You Shouldn’t Have Been With In The First Place
Song: F*ck You, by CeeLo
And although there’s pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a
Mood: When People Are Talking Shit
Song: F*cked My Way Up To The Top, by Lana Del Ray
I’m a dragon, you’re a whore
Don’t even know what you’re good for
Song: F*ck the World, by Tupac
I woke up and screamed, “F*ck the world!”
Song: America, Fuck Yeah! from Team America
Starbucks (F*ck Yeah!)
Disneyworld (F*ck Yeah!)
Porno (F*ck Yeah!)
Valium (F*ck Yeah!)
Reeboks (F*ck Yeah!)
Fake Tits (F*ck Yeah!)
Mood: Your Instagram Crush Apparently Has A Girlfriend
Song: F*ck You 2, by Bif Naked
So now I am nothing to you
So f*ck you too
What songs did I miss? I might need them.
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