A few weeks back my left eye started getting all red and ferocious. Then my right eye caught on and before long I looked like an extra from The Walking Dead. It was clearly growing worse by the second but I opted to ignore it because that’s how I like to deal with my problems. Plus, my eye doctor is this creepy dude who I’m pretty sure has been hitting on me since I was 11 years old. Something about being in that dark narrow room puts him in the mood because he can’t stop saying things like “You are a very beautiful woman” in broken Russian before inviting me to his yoga class. And for the record, his first language is ENGLISH. [Read more…]
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